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PANJABI aur PATHAN ka interview

PANJABI aur PATHAN ka interview tha.

Panjabi se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bna?
Ans: koshish pehle se chal rhi thi per 1947

Q: Pakistan ka P.M koan h?
Ans: bohat aaye gaye lekin ab Geelani sahab

Pathan ye sab sun rha tha us ne teeno Ans yaad ker liye

ab Pathan se

Q: Naam?
Ans: B.A

Q: Kab paida hue?
Ans: koshish bohat pehle jari thi per 1947

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: waise to kitne aaye gye lekin ab geelani hy.

Js ne forwrd na kia wo pathan……

Pathan Roti Ka 1 Tukra

Pathan Roti Ka 1 Tukra Khud Or 1 Murghi Ko Khila Raha Tha,

Dost:Ye Kya Kar Rahy Ho?

Pathan: Hum Khandani Ameer Log Hain,

Roz Chicken K Sath Roti Khaty Hain..

PATHAN b point maar saktay hain

PTHAN “Hotel” mein ROST khanay k baad Haddi chaba rha tha.

Paas mein betha “Indian” DAAL kha raha tha,

Us ne PTHAN se Tanziya andaaz mein pucha:
KHAN..! Tumharay Elaaqay mein “KUTTAY” kya khatay hain?

PATHAN ne kaha: DAAL

Moral:

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Kabhi Kabhi
PATHAN b point maar saktay hain.

Pathan Ek larki se I love you

Pathan Ek larki se “I love you”

Larki:”tameez se baat karo”

Pathan:
“Bismillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem,
With due respect I beg to say that I love you.
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Hamari Behen Ka Phone Tha

Pathan: Bap K Mernay Pr Roo Raha tha, K 1 Phone Aya Phir Wo Or Ziada Rony Laga,
Dost: Kia Hoa..?
Pathan: “Hamari Behen Ka Phone Tha Os Ka B Bap Mar Giya Ha”.

Cnic Cards Ke Golden Numbers

CNIC Card K Golden Numbers

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pathan Bola:

“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?”

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Pathan Admitted in School

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

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ATM Not Working

BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:

Bcoz

Khan Sahab’s Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

“Enter Your PIN”