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Pak 14 agust aur India 15 agust

Interview k din sardar sy pocha gya k

PAK 14 august or India 15 august kyon manaty hain?

.

Sardar!

Bus aiven pehn yakki ae,

Zid baazi hor ki…

Jab Zardari paida hua to

Jab ZARDARI paida
hua to

Tab Akaash Se phool barse

Pariyon ne Jashn mnaya

Frishton ny
chragh jlae

Or Bole

dunia walo
sadi ty Jan chuti
Hun tusi bhugto…

Bholi si surat anko may masti

Bholi si surat anko may masti dur khari ghabraye . .
..
meri gaaye . .
..
ak jalak diklahy kabi . kbi pardy may chup jaye,
..
meri gaaye . .
..
mari nazar sy tum dakho to gosht hi gosht nazar ayeeeeee. .
.
bholi si surat
.
ankho may masti
.
aye haye,
.
meri gaaye..

‘HAPPY advance BAQRA EID’

Tumhari Judai Mein Neend Urr Jati Hai

Boy : Tumhari Judai Mein Neend Urr Jati Hai,

Chain Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai, Dard Hota Hai 🙁

Girl : Kamenay Check Karwale

“Dengi Virus” Bhi Aisa Hi Hota Hai 😉

SHETANO KA SCHOOL

SHETANO KA SCHOOL

Atndnce

YAjoj Majoj
Yes sir

Firon
Ys sir

Iblees
Ys sir

Zardari

Sir G odi aplication ayi he odi SAS mar gai he

Sardar & his wife went 4 Divorce

Sardar & his
wife went 4
Divorce.
.
Judge:U hv 3 kids.
How wil u divide them?
.
Sardar discusd wid sardarni
&
said
Ok, sirji
We wil come next year….
.:.Striker of LOVE.:.

Serious Comedy

Serious Comedy,

Girl:
Main tumhain apna dil nahi de sakti…

Boy:
Main itni uper ka soch bhi nahi raha… :-):-)

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