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Khan Hum Aisa Nahin Hai

Pathan Ne Larkay Se Haath Milatay Huway Uss K Haath Pe Khaarish Ki.

LARKA:
Khan Hum Aisa Nahin Hai.

PATHAN:
Yaara! Poochna To Humara Farz Hai Na.

Tumhen 15 din ki chhuti

Boss: Tumhen 15 din ki chhuti q chahiye

Pathan: Czn ka shadi hy,

Boss: Czn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?

Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi hum se ho rha hy:-)

mere dil Mein Aa jao

Pathan lrki se mere dil Me a jao !!!

Girl (ghussay se): “CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??”

Pathan: “Pagli aisy hi aa jao Masjid thori hy..

Yeh Jo Chapal Main Pehan

Pathan sher arz karta hai.

Yeh Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hun,
Mat Samjho K Chura Kar Laya Hun,
Yeh Sub Khuda Ka Diya Hai,
Ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hun

Angrez Pathan se Whats your Name

Angrez Pathan se Whats your Name?

Pathan: Friday flower.

Angrez What??

pathan: Yaara, Jumma Gul:

apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro

Parosi: khan sahab
apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,

maine kal sb dekh liya jo ap apni bv k sath kr rhe the.

Pathan:Tali maro mai kal ghar p tha hi nhi.

Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai

Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch esa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan n dewar p likh dia
Hm QAID-E-AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid kehte hain.

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