
Khan Hum Aisa Nahin Hai
Pathan Ne Larkay Se Haath Milatay Huway Uss K Haath Pe Khaarish Ki.
LARKA:
Khan Hum Aisa Nahin Hai.
PATHAN:
Yaara! Poochna To Humara Farz Hai Na.
Pathan Ne Larkay Se Haath Milatay Huway Uss K Haath Pe Khaarish Ki.
LARKA:
Khan Hum Aisa Nahin Hai.
PATHAN:
Yaara! Poochna To Humara Farz Hai Na.
Boss: Tumhen 15 din ki chhuti q chahiye
Pathan: Czn ka shadi hy,
Boss: Czn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?
Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi hum se ho rha hy:-)
Pathan lrki se mere dil Me a jao !!!
Girl (ghussay se): “CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??”
Pathan: “Pagli aisy hi aa jao Masjid thori hy..
Pathan sher arz karta hai.
Yeh Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hun,
Mat Samjho K Chura Kar Laya Hun,
Yeh Sub Khuda Ka Diya Hai,
Ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hun
Angrez Pathan se Whats your Name?
Pathan: Friday flower.
Angrez What??
pathan: Yaara, Jumma Gul:
Parosi: khan sahab
apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,
maine kal sb dekh liya jo ap apni bv k sath kr rhe the.
Pathan:Tali maro mai kal ghar p tha hi nhi.
Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch esa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan n dewar p likh dia
Hm QAID-E-AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid kehte hain.