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tu mar ja sadi khair aye

Ek chadar ko rah-e- mehboob main bicha dena,
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Main mar jaon to usay mera kafan bana dena,
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Boht roey ga mujhey dekh dekh kar wo shakhs,
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Is liye dair na lagana mujhey jaldi dafna dena,
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Lagana aik poda meri qabar key serhanay,
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Meray yar k anso osko pila dena,
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Agar bohat roye meri qabar par wo aa kar,
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To nikalna mujhe or UssY dafna dena..
Or kehna
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ly tu mar ja, sadi khair ay:
mrna v haram keeta hoya ay !!

Punjabi woman talking in English

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr. about sick child.

My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
na sleep da
bas weep da
te cheek da
Nalay nak v leek da.

Hamesha Yad Rakho

Teacher:
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain

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Sardar:
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dosre Ki Len Aae ne?

Aaj kal farig hon

Aaj kal farig hon to kr rha hon message.

”’Faraz,,,

Yeah mat samajhna k tm log yad a rhe ho.

(‘-‘)/
/) ) Oye hoy bezati
! ! Ho gai đŸ˜›

Honto Se Tere Honto Ko

Honto Se Tere Honto Ko main Gila Kar Doon,

Tere Honto Ko Main or b Rasela Kar Doon,

Tuu is Qadar Maza de k Maze ki Intiha Ho jaye,

Tere Honto Ko Choom Kar Khud Ko or b Joshela Kar Doon….

Haaye
meri
pyari

” PEPSI “

hahahahahahaha!

School Ke Pas Drive Slow

School K pas DRIVE SLOW KA board hamesha laga hota ha
Lekin,
Girls College K pas nahi,WHY?

Socho

Socho

Nahi pata

QK
Wahan gariyan apne ap slow ho jati hain.

Duniya ka Pehla Hawai Jahaaz

Kya Aap Jantey Hen k Duniya ka Pehla Hawai Jahaaz

Kahan uraya Ghaya tha. ?
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Jawab janye is break k baad.
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Ufone Tum hi to ho.

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LU ka Zeera Plus.

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Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam.

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Jazz Apna Hy

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Zong Sub Keh Do.

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Panteene Katrina ki pasand, Aor Apki.?

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Bank Al-Habib bachat Account.

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Surf Excel dadi aik minut.

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Tarang hi tarang hy.

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Welcome Back.

Duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaz

Hawa main uraya Gaya tha..

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