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SHETANO KA SCHOOL

SHETANO KA SCHOOL

Atndnce

YAjoj Majoj
Yes sir

Firon
Ys sir

Iblees
Ys sir

Zardari

Sir G odi aplication ayi he odi SAS mar gai he

Sardar & his wife went 4 Divorce

Sardar & his
wife went 4
Divorce.
.
Judge:U hv 3 kids.
How wil u divide them?
.
Sardar discusd wid sardarni
&
said
Ok, sirji
We wil come next year….
.:.Striker of LOVE.:.

Serious Comedy

Serious Comedy,

Girl:
Main tumhain apna dil nahi de sakti…

Boy:
Main itni uper ka soch bhi nahi raha… :-):-)

Sardar Pathan k ghar kharbuza

Sardar Pathan k ghar kharbuza kaat k le gaya aur kaha:
A teri MAA di phaari.

A teri Pehn di phaari,

Te A teri BV di phaari..
Aglay din Pathan Sardar k ghar chanay lay gaya aur kaha

A teri maa da chola

A teri behan da chola

tay A teri B.V da chola.

Usay kehna k Me aaj bohat khush hun

Usay kehna k Me aaj bohat khush hun

Faraz

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.
Pichli sardiyoun ki jarsi nikali to jaib se 50 rupey nikle
“?/(‘.’)/”
)(
< ?/

wa g wa
Load krwaon ga.

Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
.
.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

1 African Apni Famly K Sath

1 African Apni Famly K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha,
1 Din Usy Jungle Se 1 Shesha Mila,
Wo Smjha K Us K Bap Ki Tsweer Hy,
Wo Ussy Apny Ghar Ly Gya Or Us

Se Roz Batain Krta Tha,
Uski Bivi Ko Shak Hua,
Aik Din Shohar Ki Gair Mojodgi Me Us Ne

Shisha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kr Boli,
Acha To Ye Hy Wo Kalmooi Jis Se Mera

Shohar Roz Batein Krta Hy,
Us Ne Shisha Apny Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Boli,
“Churail Ki Umar Dekho Or Is K Kartoot Dekho…

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