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sahir lodhi was a class

In school days,sahir lodhi was a class
monitor!!
1 day a new teachr askd him.
“Hw many studnts r der in ur class???
He replied:
“22 girls, 29 boys & me”.

Punjabi woman talking in English

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr. about sick child.

My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
na sleep da
bas weep da
te cheek da
Nalay nak v leek da.

Hamesha Yad Rakho

Teacher:
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain

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Sardar:
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dosre Ki Len Aae ne?

Aaj kal farig hon

Aaj kal farig hon to kr rha hon message.

”’Faraz,,,

Yeah mat samajhna k tm log yad a rhe ho.

(‘-‘)/
/) ) Oye hoy bezati
! ! Ho gai đŸ˜›

Honto Se Tere Honto Ko

Honto Se Tere Honto Ko main Gila Kar Doon,

Tere Honto Ko Main or b Rasela Kar Doon,

Tuu is Qadar Maza de k Maze ki Intiha Ho jaye,

Tere Honto Ko Choom Kar Khud Ko or b Joshela Kar Doon….

Haaye
meri
pyari

” PEPSI “

hahahahahahaha!

School Ke Pas Drive Slow

School K pas DRIVE SLOW KA board hamesha laga hota ha
Lekin,
Girls College K pas nahi,WHY?

Socho

Socho

Nahi pata

QK
Wahan gariyan apne ap slow ho jati hain.

Dil ko sub se ziada dard

Dil ko sub se ziada dard kab hota hy?

Jab pyar me dhoka ho?
Nhi
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nhi.
Jab koi qemti cheez chori ho jae?
Nhi.

Phr kb dil ko drd hota hy?

Jb mobil chrgng pe lga kr jayen or 2

ghnte bad Aayen to switch hila hua ho.
(‘ .’)

/ / Kinay switch nu ungal ditti ey.

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