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A girl to doctor on phone

A girl to D0CT0R on phone: meri behan ko current laga Hay ,

hm kya kren?

Doctor : Aap 2 nafal shukrany k ada karain ,

k ap ki taraf light hai…..

Makkhiya maar raha hon

Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Waris Shah Joke

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Changa banda c.

EK Chooza sherni se

EK Chooza sherni se!
Darling I LOVE U

sherni: abey singl pasli k, Tu ne apni Jaan,body, Hight,dekhi hai?

CHOOZA: sab chhor Jan-e-man CONFIDENCE dekh.

Ye Pyar kiya hota hai

Girl (shrma k) Ye Pyar kya hota he

Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wo he hota hai

jo cement or sand k darmian water ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
girl=sand
love=water
ab agar cement or sand ko aapis main mila dia jaye to wo strong nahe hun gy

lekan agar in main water mix kar dia jaye to koi in ko juda nahe kar sakta
Girl (hans k): Chawla, tu v civil Engineer ay.

yellow is my favorite color

Boy: i like ur ‘teeth’.

Girl: oh really, why?

Boy: becoz yellow is my favorite color.
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technical bezati.

Hum hein PAKISTANI

PHER BHI DILL HE PAKISTANI….
jis mulk min Zardari ki hukmarani

jahan per na gess ,bejli ,atta na pani

PHER BHI DILL HE PAKISTANI…

jis mulk ka wzer e azam he seyad gelani

jo har jga har waqt sonata he sirf apni p.p.p ki kahani

pher bhi bto hum log kya krin
Q K

Hum hin PAKISTANI…..
G PAKISTANI G
Kya hoslh he tera

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