
A girl to doctor on phone
A girl to D0CT0R on phone: meri behan ko current laga Hay ,
hm kya kren?
Doctor : Aap 2 nafal shukrany k ada karain ,
k ap ki taraf light hai…..
A girl to D0CT0R on phone: meri behan ko current laga Hay ,
hm kya kren?
Doctor : Aap 2 nafal shukrany k ada karain ,
k ap ki taraf light hai…..
Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
EK Chooza sherni se!
Darling I LOVE U
sherni: abey singl pasli k, Tu ne apni Jaan,body, Hight,dekhi hai?
CHOOZA: sab chhor Jan-e-man CONFIDENCE dekh.
Girl (shrma k) Ye Pyar kya hota he
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wo he hota hai
jo cement or sand k darmian water ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
girl=sand
love=water
ab agar cement or sand ko aapis main mila dia jaye to wo strong nahe hun gy
lekan agar in main water mix kar dia jaye to koi in ko juda nahe kar sakta
Girl (hans k): Chawla, tu v civil Engineer ay.
Boy: i like ur ‘teeth’.
Girl: oh really, why?
Boy: becoz yellow is my favorite color.
(‘, ‘)
technical bezati.
PHER BHI DILL HE PAKISTANI….
jis mulk min Zardari ki hukmarani
jahan per na gess ,bejli ,atta na pani
PHER BHI DILL HE PAKISTANI…
jis mulk ka wzer e azam he seyad gelani
jo har jga har waqt sonata he sirf apni p.p.p ki kahani
pher bhi bto hum log kya krin
Q K
Hum hin PAKISTANI…..
G PAKISTANI G
Kya hoslh he tera