Latest SMS Messages

Doctor To Lady

Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted.

Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I advised?

Lady: oh. My god I heard 3 males per day..

Maafi Mangte Hein Tujh Se Aye Allah

Kab tak roken ham ankhon ke aab ko,

Ae ALLAH ab to rok de selaab ko,

Mafi mangte hen tujh se ae ALLAH,

Door farma Dey ab is azaab ko..!Aamin

Nazar mein Neend ki hasrat liye

Nazar mein Neend ki hasrat liye chup chap bethay hen,,

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Woh hum se door reh kr bhi hmein sonay nahi detay…

Paa jee Saboot tey chuk lo

1 sardar road pe potti kr raha tha police pakar k

lejany lagi to srdar bola:

Pa ji Saboot ty chuk lo.

Kon saala kehta hai

Judge:

“U r crossing ur limits.”

Lawyer:

“Kon saala kehta hai?”

Judge:

How dare u call me saala?”

Lawyer:

My lord

i said kon

Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Duniya tere wajood ko

Duniya tere wajood ko karti rahi talaash SaQi . . . .

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Hum nay to teray Khayal ko Hi Mohabbat bana Liya . .

beta tujhe kesi biwi chahiye

Father:

beta tujhe kesi biwi chahiye ?

Son:

chaand jesi !

Father:

woh kyun ?

Son:

raat ko aye,

subah chali jaye..