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Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai

Admi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai,
Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kr K Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane K Liye?

Admi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye:(

Mirasi Hospital Ultrasound

Mirasi: Hospital Ultrasound krwane geya,

Doctor:
Qameez Utaro aur shalwar dheeli kar k ulte late jao,

Mirasi ghabra k,

Mola khush rakhay Dr Sahib Pehle Ultrasound na kar Laye..

1 Motay Aadmi Ne ADD Dekha

1 Motay Aadmi Ne ‘ADD’ Dekha::
“1 WEEK MEIN 5 KG WAZAN KAM”

UsNe CaLL Ki,

Jawab MiLa:
“Subah 6 Bajay Tayaar Rehna”

AgLay Din Us k Ghar 1 Khoobsurat Larhki Aai Aur Kaha:
“Agar Mujhe Pakarh Lo To Main Tumhari”

Larhki Bhagi Aur Mota Us K Peechay Bhaga
But
Pakarh Nahi Saka..

Roz Aisa Hota Raha,
1 Haftay Mein Uska Weight 5kg Kam Hogaya..

Usne Phir CaLL Ki Aur 1 Week Mein 10kg WaLa Package Le Liya..

Next Morning 1 Bohat Haseen Larhki Aai Aur Kaha::
“Mujhe Pakarh Lo To Jo G Chahay Karna”
Us Week Uska Weight 10kg Kam Hua..

Phir Usne 25kg Ka Pakage Lia..
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Subha
1 ‘PATHAN’ Aaya

Aur BoLa::
“BHAGO

Sab se agay sab se uper

1 chor raat ko 1 ghr me dakhil hua. andar TV Lounge me

1 khobsurt larki akeli bethi biscuit kha rhi thi

Andhray or tnhai ne Chor ki niyat khrab kr di

Us ne lrki ko nechy giraya
Or Zabrdasti us
K
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Biscuit le k bhag gya
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Sb se agay sb se uper
b.p SOOPER b.p SOOPER
OR aap ki soch us se b 0oper..!

Muhabat aik tareek jangle ki taraha

Muhabat aik tareek jangle ki taraha hae

je jo bi s main chala jata hae woh pher nikal ni skta

agr woh nikalny ki koshish bi kry to uski ankhien us andhairy ki

itni adi ho jati hain k usko pher khuch bi dikhai ni daita

chahy jitni bi roshni ho …..

LOVE IS LIFE

Koi Lakh Parhe Pyar k Mantar

Koi Lakh Parhe Pyar k Mantar,

Jin ki Fitrat Mai Ho Dasna Wo Dasa Karte Hain…!

Successful people always have

Successful people always have two things on their lips,
Silence & Smile.

Smile 2 slove the problems…..
&
Silence 2 avoid the problems….

guD m0rNing

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