1 Motay Aadmi Ne ADD Dekha

1 Motay Aadmi Ne ‘ADD’ Dekha::
“1 WEEK MEIN 5 KG WAZAN KAM”

UsNe CaLL Ki,

Jawab MiLa:
“Subah 6 Bajay Tayaar Rehna”

AgLay Din Us k Ghar 1 Khoobsurat Larhki Aai Aur Kaha:
“Agar Mujhe Pakarh Lo To Main Tumhari”

Larhki Bhagi Aur Mota Us K Peechay Bhaga
But
Pakarh Nahi Saka..

Roz Aisa Hota Raha,
1 Haftay Mein Uska Weight 5kg Kam Hogaya..

Usne Phir CaLL Ki Aur 1 Week Mein 10kg WaLa Package Le Liya..

Next Morning 1 Bohat Haseen Larhki Aai Aur Kaha::
“Mujhe Pakarh Lo To Jo G Chahay Karna”
Us Week Uska Weight 10kg Kam Hua..

Phir Usne 25kg Ka Pakage Lia..
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Subha
1 ‘PATHAN’ Aaya

Aur BoLa::
“BHAGO

Sab se agay sab se uper

1 chor raat ko 1 ghr me dakhil hua. andar TV Lounge me

1 khobsurt larki akeli bethi biscuit kha rhi thi

Andhray or tnhai ne Chor ki niyat khrab kr di

Us ne lrki ko nechy giraya
Or Zabrdasti us
K
.
.
.
.
.
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.
Biscuit le k bhag gya
.
Sb se agay sb se uper
b.p SOOPER b.p SOOPER
OR aap ki soch us se b 0oper..!

Muhabat aik tareek jangle ki taraha

Muhabat aik tareek jangle ki taraha hae

je jo bi s main chala jata hae woh pher nikal ni skta

agr woh nikalny ki koshish bi kry to uski ankhien us andhairy ki

itni adi ho jati hain k usko pher khuch bi dikhai ni daita

chahy jitni bi roshni ho …..

LOVE IS LIFE

Koi Lakh Parhe Pyar k Mantar

Koi Lakh Parhe Pyar k Mantar,

Jin ki Fitrat Mai Ho Dasna Wo Dasa Karte Hain…!

Successful people always have

Successful people always have two things on their lips,
Silence & Smile.

Smile 2 slove the problems…..
&
Silence 2 avoid the problems….

guD m0rNing

Burraai Ko khud mein

Beautiful words.

“Burraai” Ko khud mein
Aur,
“Acchai” Ko dusron mein talaash karo. Yehi insaan ki sab se bari ISLAH hay.

MEMON patient to MEMON doctor

MEMON patient
to
MEMON doctor:

“Aap ki fees kya hai?”
.
DOCTOR:
“1st time aane ki Rs. 100 or 2nd time free…”
.
MEMON patient:
“To phir aap samjhain k main 2nd time aaya hoon…”
.
MEMON doctor:

“To phir aap wo dawaa khaatey rahain jo mene
1st time aap ko
di thi…

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