Dekh decamber mat aana.

Dekh decamber mery andar.

Kitna sehra phail chuka hai.

Tanhai ki rait ne.

Sary dariya paat diay hain.

Ab mein hon or banjar pan ki bojhalta hai.

Dekh decamber teri barf shabon mein.

Teri bekhuwab shabon mein.

Ab kon suwaiter buny ga.

Rooh k andar girti barfen kon chuny ga.

Dekh decamber apny dukh ki barf pehan kar.

Dhoop diyaron tak mat jana..

Mery piyaron tak mat jana.

Dekh decamber mat aana mat aana.

Bachon Hi Si Fitrat Hai Hum Ahl-e-Mohabbat ki,

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Zid karna Machal Jaana Phir Khud Hi Sambhal Jaana..

Pathan k Ghar Beta Hua

Pthan Ne uSy Goud MeiN lia UsNe suSsu kr dia

Pthan Nurse se Bola:

Baji Dosra de do ye leek hai.

1 naai ki shop pr 1 admi aaya or pocha:
kitni der lgegi?

Naai:
2 ghantey
admi chala gya

2nd day:
Kitni der lgegi?

Naai:
1Ghanta
admi phr chla gya

naai ne piche 1 larka bheja k dekho ye kahan se aata he or kahan jata he?

larka wapis aa k bola:
ustad g aany ka to pata nhi magr jata ap k ghar hy.

Fuji Training k doran officer ne sepahi se pucha: tmhare hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye banduq hay.

Officer: Ye banduq nahi tumhari izzat aur shan hay, tumhari maa hay maa.

Officer: dosre Pathan Sepahi se:

Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki maa hay aur hamari khaala hai.

Tera Banda Teri Toseef-O-Sana Karta Hai.

Mera Har Sans Tera Shukar Ada Karta Hai.

Tere Aage Meri Jhukti Howi Peshani Se.

Meri Har Subah Ka Aagaz Howa Karta Hai.

Rizq Ponchta Hai Pathar Main Chupe Keere Ko.

Tu Hi Sookhi Howi Shakhon Ko Hara Karta Hai.

Geet Gaati Hain Baharain Teri Takhleeq Ke.

Seena-E-Sang Se Jab Phool Khila Karta Hai.

Bara Nadan Hai Tujhe Door Samajhne Wala.

Tu Rag-E-Jan Se Bi Nazdeek Raha Krta Hai.

Doctor: Agar 1 ghanta pehly ly aaty to hum is ko bacha lety…
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Sardar: Ani dya 15 minute pehly ty accident hoya ay,

Sadky teri doctri ty…!:-)