Dil Mein Agar CPU Hota To

Dil Me Agar “CPU” Hota To ?
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Sabhi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte,
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Dimaag Me Agar “PRINTER” Hota To ?
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Khayaalo Ka “PRINT OUT” Nikal Dete,
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Dharkan Me Agar “PEN DRIVE” Hoti To?
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Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete ,
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Mann Me Jo “BLUETOOTH” Hota To ?
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Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,
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Ankhon Me Jo “WEBCAM” Hota To ?
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Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte,
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Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek
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“COMPUTER”

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Hoti To ?
Restart Kar Lete:)

Keep smiling

Keep smiling:-)

Is lia nai k kch log apko Khush daikhna chahty hain,

bal k is lia k…
kuch log apko Khush Nai daikhna chahty,
Onna nu saaro:-D

mein Aladin ka chiraagh hoon

Girl:
mein Aladin ka chiraagh hoon.

boy:
agar mein tumhe ragrroon ga to kya tum mey se jin nikle ga?

Larki:
nikley ga to sahi magar 9 Mahine k baad. đŸ˜€

PANJABI aur PATHAN ka interview

PANJABI aur PATHAN ka interview tha.

Panjabi se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bna?
Ans: koshish pehle se chal rhi thi per 1947

Q: Pakistan ka P.M koan h?
Ans: bohat aaye gaye lekin ab Geelani sahab

Pathan ye sab sun rha tha us ne teeno Ans yaad ker liye

ab Pathan se

Q: Naam?
Ans: B.A

Q: Kab paida hue?
Ans: koshish bohat pehle jari thi per 1947

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: waise to kitne aaye gye lekin ab geelani hy.

Js ne forwrd na kia wo pathan……

Murghi ne apne Malik ko

1 Murghi ne apne Malik ko khush kerne k lye sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

Malik bahut khush huwa
Aur
Murghi ko shabash di

Murghi ko shabash to mil gai
magar
Pichware ka Dard sari umar na gya

Moral:
Ziada efficiency dikhane se apni hi phat’thi hy. Malik ki nahi.

A message to all Private job Holder..!

Dost ka pyar kisi dua se

Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota

Wo chahe door bhi ho to gum nhi hota

Pyar men aksar dosti kam ho jati hai

Pr”DOSTI”me pyar kabhi kam nhi hota.

Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hai?

Larka, Larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hai?

Larki:
Lux

Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, jo msg parh raha he us ki kamzori ka bhi yahi raz hai…

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