2013 me easyload ka message

2013 me easyload ka message :
Dear customer,
You have recharged Rs.100.
The deduction of RGST 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%
Gillani Tax 10%
GST 17%
Tax per tax 5%
Bilawal study tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+ jahez Tax 5%.
Your new balance is RS.2
Enjoy for miss calls.
Jiye Bhutto
Mulk lutto
Gareeb nu lamba pa k kuto
Es msg nu aga suto . . .

Tumhen 15 din ki chhuti

Boss: Tumhen 15 din ki chhuti q chahiye

Pathan: Czn ka shadi hy,

Boss: Czn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?

Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi hum se ho rha hy:-)

Molvi nay raat ko 1

Molvi nay raat ko 1 haseen larki ko dekh kr Pucha:
Zara suno
ap kon hain?
Girl=gussay say boli !
CHURAIL
Molvi=Tay fair
chambardi Q nhi

Main 1 bus wich beh gya

Lo G
Arz kia hai

Main 1 bus wich beh gya

Wah wah wah

Main ik bs wich beh gya

Mera Stop aya t main leh gya
(‘-‘)
koi masla??:
🙂

Aur koi khidmat

Pakistanio..!
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Or sunaao 😉
Or koi KHÉDMT
From: WAAPDA.. 😛 ;D

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,,

Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena!!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,,

Pyaz kat’ty wqt rona nai!!

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,,

Thore dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!!

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,,

Aa raha hon mai thori chaaye bna lyna..

Small but Touching Thought

Small but Touching Thought:

“Before U Break Someone’s Heart,
Make Sure u r Not In It”

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