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apna Bacha Roe to

apna Bacha Roe to Dil mai Dard hOta hy,
Or DusRe ka Roe to Sir Men.

apni B.V Roe to Sir mai Dard hOta hy,
Or DusRe ki Roe to Dil Mai 🙂

Holidays never last long

Holidays never last long . . .

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I think they are made in china . .
:):)

Asman ne kaha boht

AQAL?

Asman ne kaha boht buland hoti hy
Zamen ne kaha boht wasee hoti hy
Samandr ne kaha boht gehri hoti hy
OR
Mere Doston ne kaha
“Hain?
Oo ki hondi ae. .

Waris Shah Joke

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Changa banda c.

EK Chooza sherni se

EK Chooza sherni se!
Darling I LOVE U

sherni: abey singl pasli k, Tu ne apni Jaan,body, Hight,dekhi hai?

CHOOZA: sab chhor Jan-e-man CONFIDENCE dekh.

Meri zindagi par hai

Meri zindagi par hai tery pyar ka saya

2 Mint Hold Karo Janu
Main “GENERATOR” chala k aya

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Start ho ja yar bachi h0ld pe ha.

sahir lodhi was a class

In school days,sahir lodhi was a class
monitor!!
1 day a new teachr askd him.
“Hw many studnts r der in ur class???
He replied:
“22 girls, 29 boys & me”.

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