Category: Funny Sms

Jaldi Se Shadi Kar Dein

Larky waly:
“Bus G jaldi se Shadi kr dain…

Larki waly:
“Nahi abi Larki parh rahi hy”

Larky waly:
“To Hamara Larka kon sa Kaka hy

jo Kitabein Phaar dy ga.;-)

Maa Ke Liye Woh Konsa

1 Maa K Lye Wo KonSa Kam Hai Jo Beta Kare Tu Bura
Or
Damaad Kare Tu Boht Acha Lgta Hai

Socho

Nhi Pta

BV Ki Ghulami.:-

Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

1 African Apni Famly K Sath

1 African Apni Famly K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha,
1 Din Usy Jungle Se 1 Shesha Mila,
Wo Smjha K Us K Bap Ki Tsweer Hy,
Wo Ussy Apny Ghar Ly Gya Or Us

Se Roz Batain Krta Tha,
Uski Bivi Ko Shak Hua,
Aik Din Shohar Ki Gair Mojodgi Me Us Ne

Shisha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kr Boli,
Acha To Ye Hy Wo Kalmooi Jis Se Mera

Shohar Roz Batein Krta Hy,
Us Ne Shisha Apny Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Boli,
“Churail Ki Umar Dekho Or Is K Kartoot Dekho…

English To Urdu Dictionary

English To  Urdu
Dictionary  :

Xcuse  Me  =
Sun  Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe  Gando ,

Get  Out =
Nikal  Bhosri  K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar  Loray  Lag Gaye ,

I Am  Scared =
Gaand  Phati Hoi Hai  Yaar ,

Where  Ar  You =
Abbey  Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U  Like To Have  This =
Lega  Loru ?

Not   Possible
Chal  Bhosri  Ke !
(  Urri. Baba )

Aapko kya problm hai

Doc: Aapko kya problm ha?

Mreez: Patlay motion
doc: Kitne ptlay?
Mrez: Boohat ptlay

doc: phir b kitne?

Mrez: Itne k Aap us se kulli kr sakte hein.

IIFA Awards nominees are

IIFA Awards nominees are:

Mika singh
Song: Dhinka chika Dhinka chika

Sonu Nigam
Song: All iz well

Sunidhi Chohan
Song: Sheela ki jawani

And the winner is.
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Altaf Hussain
Song: Parde mein rehne do parda na uthao

Yehhhhhhhhh!
Is baar IIFA bhi MQM ney jeet liya.!! 😀 =D

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