Category: Punjabi Funny Sms

oye hendu ke bachay iski tangain

Ek shadi mai pathan or panjabe ek sat baith gaye,
chawal ke sat morgha be raka gaya
pathan ne deka to murga panjabi ki taraf tha or chawal pathan ki tarf thy.,
pathan ny us tray ko gumaya or murga apni taraf kia.
panjabi: ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: oye hendu k bachay iski tangain Qibley ki taraf thi.

Punjabi woman talking in English

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr. about sick child.

My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
na sleep da
bas weep da
te cheek da
Nalay nak v leek da.

Aik badtameez paindo Mela dekhne

Aik badtameez paind0 Mela dekhne ja raha tha

Rasta bhool gya

Aik larki se poocha

“O Phudi diye ae das MeLA kithay way”

Itfaq se larki bhi paind0 nikli
Larki gussay se boli,

Sun way Chan,

teri bhen nu Lun,

Sidha jaa,

pehn yawa,

Aggay aaye ga pull,

Maa teri nu Lull,

Aggay aaye ga khait,

khait wich lagya hoye ga Kella

bhen teri nu Yehnda hoye ga Lella

Bas aothay hi lagya hoye ga teri maa da MeLa….!:-

Abba Main Suneya ay k

Punjabi da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k  Maa,

pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee ?

Piyo: Kuttay deya putra jiven tu “luk luk”

ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda e

Panjabi ne Englsh k paper k leye

Panjabi ne Englsh k paper k leye “My Best Friend” ka Essay yaad kia

lekn paper mein “My Father” Essay aa gya.

Ab uss ne socha k wohi Essay likhta hon, lekin frend ki jaga

Father ka word lekh donga. Ab Essay kuch yun hua.

I have many fathers but  chodry majed is my best father.

He is my neighbour.

He coms to my home daily and my mother likes him very much.

He also loves my mother.

I am proud of my father..,..:

Agar kisi nay send na kia to wo apny aby ka nai

Aik pathan aur punjabi

Aik pathan aur punjabi ki larai ho gye.
Punjabi: mei tmhary kpry phar dunga
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Pathan: o khocha! larai mei romantic batain kyu krte ho :p

PIND BACHAOO Scheme

“PIND BACHAOO Scheme”

Pnjabi  USA se apni maa ko fone karta hy

”  ammi g mainu AIDS hogaya ”

Maa:putar tu wapas na aain nai te kam kharab ho jae ga

pnjabi : ammi g O kese?

Maa:putar agr tu agya
1.Teri ghr wali nu aids ho jayega
2.Teri ghr wali se teray bhai ko
3.Tere bhai se nokrani ko
4.Nokrani se tere bapu ko
5.Tere bapu se teri khala ko
6.Teri khala se tere khalu ko
7.Tere khalu se mujay
8.Aur mainu hogya te saray pind nu ho jaega
PUTAR TU PIND NU BACHA LE , te wapsi da fesla wapis lillay..

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