Category: April Fool Sms

1 baat pochni thi aap se

1 baat pochni thi aap sy agr such btain to k Aaj to
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Achi bhali dhop thi nahay k Nai?

Eik Danishvar Ka Qoul Hai

Eik Danishvar Ka Qoul Hai,

“1 Aqal Mand Se Kuch Dair Akele Baat Krna 1

Maheeny Tak Kitaben Parhny Se Behtar Hey”
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Abi call na krna, Main Busy hun….;).

Lady doctor pagal mariz se

Lady doctor pagal mariz se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro

Pagal:
Ok

Ldy doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro

Pagal:
Ok

LAdy doc.
ab mara brezear otaro.

pagal.
ok.

Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bi utaro

Pagal:
Ok

Lady doc:

Or Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kapre Na Pehnna Ok.

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<(‘.’) Ustaaad /”/> Aaj phir
// Ap ki Soch ko 21 topon ki Salami.

DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ DOZ

Ziada Sms Karo Aur Jeeto

Mujhe ziyada SMS kro or jeto:

Dubai me ghar

Ka khwab

10 lakh rupe ki car

Ka photo

29 colour TV

Ka daba

London jane wale jahaz

Ko bye bye krne ka moqa

Or mere sath dinner krne ka shandar moqa
Wo b aap k khrche pe

To jaldi krain q k ye offer mere ache mood tk mehdood he!

Mobile pe phir 1 virus

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aya hy Agr”00707″nmbr se koi call aye

to attend ni krna wrna insan ban jaogy

PINDI mei b 2 cartoon insan ban gye …

IDARA TAHAFUZ-E- PAKISTAN

Ye form fill kren

Name:

Father’sName:

Cast:

Blood group:

Gender:

Age:

Address:

Phone No:

Fill kar k Mental hospital Me Jama Karwa K

apne Ghar walo ko Musibat Se Nijaat de

IDARA TAHAFUZ-E- PAKISTAN

Pak pak Pakistan 😀

Saaf saaf Pakistan 😉

Aaj aap ki aqal ka imtihan hai

Sawal
Koi LARKI apni bewa behan k shohr se shadi kar sakti hy?
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1-kar sakti hai ?
2-nhi kar sakti ?
3-jaaiz nhi?
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Aaj aap ki aqal ka imtihan ha..! Rply Me fast?

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