Category: Crazy Sms

Woh Na Mili to Uski yadon k

Woh Na Mili to Uski yadon k Saharay G Lenge

Warna Uski Shadi Me ja k Pepsi Hi pi lenge
\(‘,’)/ ) (
Q k?
Dunya hy Dil Walon ki

Mohbat karna tere bas ki

Mohbat karna tere bas ki baat Nahi
.
AY DOST
.
Garmiyaan aa gei hain
.
Busaan vich
Rola shola paa k kulfyan waichyaa kar
” /(‘-‘) kulfi ) ( / Choty veer_/ /_di
jigar di Garmi cheer di,
Seeny pandi
Thand ,ty rupiey
Lagdy ne (5)panj.

Angrez punjabi me darwaza kholne
ko

Angrez, punjabi me darwaza kholne
ko kaise kahenge.. ??
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.
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Nahi pata ??
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Ok, Mai batata hu…
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“THERE WAS A COLD DAY”
Isko tez tez padho khud smajh
jaoge.. :p 😀

1 Motay Aadmi Ne ADD Dekha

1 Motay Aadmi Ne ‘ADD’ Dekha::
“1 WEEK MEIN 5 KG WAZAN KAM”

UsNe CaLL Ki,

Jawab MiLa:
“Subah 6 Bajay Tayaar Rehna”

AgLay Din Us k Ghar 1 Khoobsurat Larhki Aai Aur Kaha:
“Agar Mujhe Pakarh Lo To Main Tumhari”

Larhki Bhagi Aur Mota Us K Peechay Bhaga
But
Pakarh Nahi Saka..

Roz Aisa Hota Raha,
1 Haftay Mein Uska Weight 5kg Kam Hogaya..

Usne Phir CaLL Ki Aur 1 Week Mein 10kg WaLa Package Le Liya..

Next Morning 1 Bohat Haseen Larhki Aai Aur Kaha::
“Mujhe Pakarh Lo To Jo G Chahay Karna”
Us Week Uska Weight 10kg Kam Hua..

Phir Usne 25kg Ka Pakage Lia..
:

:

:

:
Subha
1 ‘PATHAN’ Aaya

Aur BoLa::
“BHAGO

Sab se agay sab se uper

1 chor raat ko 1 ghr me dakhil hua. andar TV Lounge me

1 khobsurt larki akeli bethi biscuit kha rhi thi

Andhray or tnhai ne Chor ki niyat khrab kr di

Us ne lrki ko nechy giraya
Or Zabrdasti us
K
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Biscuit le k bhag gya
.
Sb se agay sb se uper
b.p SOOPER b.p SOOPER
OR aap ki soch us se b 0oper..!

MEMON patient to MEMON doctor

MEMON patient
to
MEMON doctor:

“Aap ki fees kya hai?”
.
DOCTOR:
“1st time aane ki Rs. 100 or 2nd time free…”
.
MEMON patient:
“To phir aap samjhain k main 2nd time aaya hoon…”
.
MEMON doctor:

“To phir aap wo dawaa khaatey rahain jo mene
1st time aap ko
di thi…

Meri zindagi tum

Meri zindagi tum.

Meri har khoshi tm

Meri arzo tm

Meri muskan tm

Meri chand tm

Meri jan tm

Aesa meri Ammi kehti thien
(;-) MUJHE-:)

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