Category: Mix Sms

Main sach kahon ge

میں سچ کہوں گی مگر پھر بھی ہار جاؤں گی

وہ جھوٹ بولے گا اور لا جواب کر دے گا

Jiss Tarah Log Khasare Mein

Jiss Tarah Log Khasare Mein Bahut Sochte Hain..

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Aaj Kal Hum Tere Bare Mein Bahut Sochte Hai……..!!!!!

1 Larki soot letay huay

1 Larki soot letay huay:

Bhai soot ka rang to nahi niklega ?

Dukandar thotla tha, bola:

Baji aap ka choot

Phat jayega mgr lun nahi nikley ga..

Kal Me Ne Sir Ki Book Me

Tuition Girls: Kal Me Ne Sir Ki Book Me 1 Condom Dekha.

2nd Girl: Me Ne Pin Se Us Mian Soraakh Krdia Tha.

3rd Girl: Marwa Diya Kutti . . !

larki Apne Mohalle Mei Kisi Ko

1 larki Apne Mohalle Mei Kisi Ko Lift Nhi Krati Thi
Mohalle K Ek Larke ne us Se Kaha:
Agr Tum Mujhe Nipples Choosne Do
To Main Tumhen 1 Lakh Rupe Doonga

Larki Razi Ho gai
Or Brazier Utar K Boli:OK

Larka Boht Der Tak  breast pe hath pherta rha

Larki:Ab choos Bhi Lo?

Larka: Na BB Na,
bohut mehnga hai.

Aapki Beti itni Slim kaise hai

Boy: Aunty, Aapki Beti itni Slim kaise hai?

Aunty: Meri Beti Salad ki Bohat Shaukin hai

Us k to takiye k Niche B hamesha Gaajar, Mooli, or kheera Milte hain

Akele reh reh kar Jungle ka badshah

1 din 1 ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se mayus hokr khudkushi krne ki sochi,wo sher k pas gaya,sher soya howa tha us ne sher ki gaand me ungli de di.
Sher: ye kis ne behen chudai hai?
Bandar: ye me hon tumhara bap.
Sher: kisi ne tumhen aisa krte howe dekha?
Bandar:nahi,
Sher: Ok,dubara kro!

Moral:Akele reh reh kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gandoo hojata hai . . .
(lehaza barae meher bani contact me rha kro Mere shero!;)

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