میں سچ کہوں گی مگر پھر بھی ہار جاؤں گی

وہ جھوٹ بولے گا اور لا جواب کر دے گا

Jiss Tarah Log Khasare Mein Bahut Sochte Hain..

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Aaj Kal Hum Tere Bare Mein Bahut Sochte Hai……..!!!!!

1 Larki soot letay huay:

Bhai soot ka rang to nahi niklega ?

Dukandar thotla tha, bola:

Baji aap ka choot

Phat jayega mgr lun nahi nikley ga..

Tuition Girls: Kal Me Ne Sir Ki Book Me 1 Condom Dekha.

2nd Girl: Me Ne Pin Se Us Mian Soraakh Krdia Tha.

3rd Girl: Marwa Diya Kutti . . !

1 larki Apne Mohalle Mei Kisi Ko Lift Nhi Krati Thi
Mohalle K Ek Larke ne us Se Kaha:
Agr Tum Mujhe Nipples Choosne Do
To Main Tumhen 1 Lakh Rupe Doonga

Larki Razi Ho gai
Or Brazier Utar K Boli:OK

Larka Boht Der Tak  breast pe hath pherta rha

Larki:Ab choos Bhi Lo?

Larka: Na BB Na,
bohut mehnga hai.

Boy: Aunty, Aapki Beti itni Slim kaise hai?

Aunty: Meri Beti Salad ki Bohat Shaukin hai

Us k to takiye k Niche B hamesha Gaajar, Mooli, or kheera Milte hain

1 din 1 ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se mayus hokr khudkushi krne ki sochi,wo sher k pas gaya,sher soya howa tha us ne sher ki gaand me ungli de di.
Sher: ye kis ne behen chudai hai?
Bandar: ye me hon tumhara bap.
Sher: kisi ne tumhen aisa krte howe dekha?
Bandar:nahi,
Sher: Ok,dubara kro!

Moral:Akele reh reh kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gandoo hojata hai . . .
(lehaza barae meher bani contact me rha kro Mere shero!;)