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pappu aik sans mein jawab do

Teacher: pappu aik sans mein jawab do,

1.National Assembly ki speaker ka nam btao?

2.Minare Pakistan kahan hai?

3.Motor way per kitni speed se chalna chaiye ?

4.Murghi kya deti hai?

Pappu…

Ans..

Fehmeeda Mirza Lahore mein 120 killometer ki speed se anda deti hay.

vote Imran Khan ko dena

larka apni girlfrind ko phol dene k liye us k ghar gaya

Lrki k abu ne
darwaza khola lrka darte hue phol dykr bola
.
.
.
Chacha is dafa
vote
Imran Khan
ko dena.

Ab To Ek Hi Appeal Hey

Ab To Ek Hi Appeal Hy Hamari
ALtaf Bhai Se

Roz Ek Confrence Karen zara ShughaL Lag Jata Hy 😀
(‘,’)/ Bhai is Bar
<)) Chammak
/ \  Challo Hojaye 🙂
pLzzzzZ..

Jab Zardari paida hua to

Jab ZARDARI paida
hua to

Tab Akaash Se phool barse

Pariyon ne Jashn mnaya

Frishton ny
chragh jlae

Or Bole

dunia walo
sadi ty Jan chuti
Hun tusi bhugto…

agr Talaq ho gai to

Nwaz:Agr Zrdari ki Sonia Ghandi se shadi krwa dn

to Kshmir hmen Jahez mn mil skta hy

Imran:Aby takly,agr Talaq ho gai to

Pakstan Haq Mehr men chla jaye ga.

Papa Ye Siyasat Kia Hoti Hy

Bacha:
Papa Ye Siyasat Kia Hoti Hy?
Baap:
Beta Samjho Me Goverment Hon
Tumhari Maa Opposition Hy
Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awam Hy
Tumhara Chota Bhai Mustakbil Hy
Raat Ko Bachy Ne Dekha
Chota Bhai Ro Rha h
Maa So Rhi h
Baap Nokrani Chod Rha h
Subha nashty ki table p bacha bola:

Papa mjhy smjh agaya k Siyasat kia hoti h
Baap: V good beta explain kro kia smjhy
Bacha:
‘Goverment Gharib Awam Ko Chod Rahi Hy
Opposition So rhi Hy
Or Mustakbil Ro Raha Hy!:
< i m rspnsible what i say nt what u undrstnd>…$

IIFA Awards nominees are

IIFA Awards nominees are:

Mika singh
Song: Dhinka chika Dhinka chika

Sonu Nigam
Song: All iz well

Sunidhi Chohan
Song: Sheela ki jawani

And the winner is.
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Altaf Hussain
Song: Parde mein rehne do parda na uthao

Yehhhhhhhhh!
Is baar IIFA bhi MQM ney jeet liya.!! 😀 =D

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