Category: English Funny Sms

When guest come to ur house

FUNNY MOMENT

When guest come to ur house & u
serve them half glass of cold drink wid lots
of ice to make it full & the guest ask u
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a barF wichUn kad dYö 😀

I am Looking for a Bank

I am Looking for a
Bank which can…
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“Give me a loan, and
leave me alone!!” 😉 😀

Beautiful quote

“Beautiful quote…
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“The greatest gift u can give to somone is a
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GENERATOR & U.P.S”….
(Ghaf00r LineMan)

Once there was a Kisan’s son

Once there was a Kisan’s son.

He was cutting saag with daatri.

He saw a wadda sara Sapp.

He began to  cry,

Haalwo ,haalwo amaa,

Then his Piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp,

when o gaya nerrey,

they saw that

He was not a sapp.

that was a kala Rassa.

Moral:  “anni deyo vekh k rola paya kro..

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: why r u late?
Girl: Sir,
1 larka mera pecha kr rha tha
Prof: To late Q ho gai?

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Girl: Kameena boht slow a rha tha
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Some people drink water

Angrez:
My GrandFather died at the age of 96 yrs
But, he never used GLASSES

Chaudhri:
YES YES I KNOW..
Some people drink water directly from TOTI:

Every man has Dreams

Every man has Dreams:
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7 Figure ki salary,
6 Figure ki saving,
5 Bedroom ka ghar,
4 Wheel ki garri,
3 week ki vacation
2 pyaray bachay
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aur
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1 Goongi Biwi.

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