Admi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai,
Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kr K Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane K Liye?

Admi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye:(

Husband Main Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karo ga

Wife Mgr Q.?

HusbAnd: Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hai Khush Haali K Liye “TABDILI” Zrori Hy.

Wife :
Suniye mujhy Darr lag raha hai meri taraf monh kr k so jaen..

Husband:
Acha main bhaley Darr Darr k mar jaon.

A new couple after one week of Marriage
Barish Ho rahi thi

Wife: Nahane ko dil chah raha hy

Husband: Ap pehly he srapa e husn ho, bheeg kr mery jazbat ka emtehan na lo.

After 10 years

Wife: kitni maze ki barish hy nahane ko dil chahta hy

Husband:

Masjid to phatta manga lawan?

eko vari naha levin

Different Girls fighting with their husbands:
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Pilot’s wife:
ziyada uro mat samjhay!…
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Teachr’s wife:
Mujhey mat sikhao.
Ye aap ka School nahi
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Dentist’s wife:
Daant tor k hath me day dungi
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Doctor’s wife:
tabiyat durust kar dungi
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BBA/MBA’s wife:
mind your own business,
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CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA’s/ p.HD’s wife:
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Pehlay Pass to ho lo phir baat karna Budhaaaayyy:-D.

*Wife:
Aaj hamari shadi ki salgirah hy.
Hamain kia karna chahiye.
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Husband:
Aao Aaj ham Us hadsay ki yad main 2 minute ki khamoshi ikhtiyar karte hain…;-)

BV apne Shoher se:

Me tmhari zindagi ki kitab hn

Shoher: Yhi to afsos ha

Calender hoti to hr sal change to kr leta.