Me ye sim Off kr rahi hun ab new num kb lon gi pata nae dil to nae kar rha

itna purana num hai lekin majburi hy Q k is pe mjhy

bht zyada wrong calls or msgs a rhy hain log tang krtay hain

P0chte hain k.

“Aap ki masumiat ka raaz kia hy”
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< L
Lo batao ab banda masum bhi na lge?

Larka:
1 condom dedo me apni GF k ghar dinner pe jaraha hn
Phir bola:
2 or dedo, uski sister b bomb hy & uski mom abi tk bht hot hy
Dinner pe jese he GF ka Dad aya,
larka sar jhuka k beth gya

GF:
Mjhe nhi pta tha tm itne shrmily ho?
Larka:
mjhe b kab pta tha tmahary abba ka medical store ha”

1 mobile shop wale ka pait kharaab ho gaya

Doctor k paas gaya Logon ki mojoodgi me kuchh yun haal batanay laga,

Doctor saab subah se network kharab hy.

Miscall pe miscall aa rhi hy.

outgoing bilkul free hy.

tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rhi hain.

Pait main balance bilkul nahin rehta.

jitna load kro sb khatam:

Susral me Damaad ki Ziada Izzat Q ki Jati Hai

Q k Wo Jantay hen k Ye Wohi Mahaan Admi hai

Jis Ne Hamare Ghar ka Toofan Sambhal Rakha Hai..;-)

Aik shadi pr
rukhsati k wqt dulhan zor zor se ronay lagi,, Usy dekh kr Dulha
ne bi rona shuru kr diya.
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Admi Dulha se: Wo to maa bap se juda ho rahi ha is liye ro rai ha,

Mgr ap kyun ro rahy han?

Dulha: Enay meray v chhurwaa denay nay..,,

OYE! kahan hai?
1 kam kar day yar urgent hai
Butt ki dukan se agay jaey ga to Milk shake ki shop aye gi jahan se tu juice peeta hai
yaad aya?

acha uski back pay furniture ki jo shop hai wahan ilyas naam ka larka betha hai,
us ki shop k brabar main 1 khamba b hai
Yar wo to

Hila

Shayed light a jae:-

Ary hans mat aagy phynk
its new…..,

BAHU ke 25 affairs sun ke sasur mar gaya,
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15 boyfriends sun ker shohar mar gaya,
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magar saas chup rhi,
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q k
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SAAS BHI KBHI BAHU TH!!

Maa di Aak p0g0 di hun Star plus di wari a.