Category: Police Sms

Gaaon Men POLICE Ayi Hai

Beti: “Ami Gaaon Men POLICE Ayi Hai,”

Maan: “Andar Aa Ja beti Inki Neeyat Boht Kharab Hoti Hai.”

Beti: “Ami kuch POLICE waly pathan lag rahe hen,”

Maan: “Chote bhai Ko b andar le ao

Beti:kuch POLICE walay sargodha Waly b hen

Maan:te fir jaldi nas k ja “khoti” v andr le aa

hum megi noodles banaega

Pthan se interview me pocha gaya k agr 2mint k liye apko P.M bana dia jaey to ap kya krengy?

Pthan: hum megi noodles banaega

Intrviwer:why?

Pathn: 2mint me srf megi ban skta hai.

Intrvwer: agr 5 saal k lye bna dia jaey?

Pathan:hum 5sal k liye P.M nhi bnega

Intrvwer:why?

Pthan:itna megi kon khaega 🙂

Aaslam u Alaikum

Pakistani Police nei admi ko

Pakistani Police ny admi ko jasoosi k ilzam mein pakr liya

Admi: Yaqin karen mein Pakistani aur Muslim hoon

Inspectr: Acha to phir 6 Kalmy sunao

Admi ne 6 Kalme sunaye

Inspector: Paa lo inno lammiya, Ae pakka jasoos hai,

kisi v Pakistani nu 6 Kalmy purae nhi andy…

Police nei aik sharabi ko

Police ne aik sharabi ko pkra
Phir ek Gadhay ke agey Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi…….

Gadha Pani Pi gaya, Sharab na pi.
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Polic Ne Sharabi se poocha:Tu ne is se kia seekha
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Sharabi :…Jo sharab nahi pita … woh Gadha hota hai…!
Police: Pao ais kanjar nu lamayan 🙂