Category: Flirt Sms

Mujhe 1 Bottle Blood dedo

Boy:
Mujhe 1 Bottle Blood dedo.

Nurse:
Blood Group bolo.

Boy:
Koi bhi chalega.

Nurse:
Kaise chalega.?

Boy:
Girlfriend ko Love Letter likhna hai.

Girlfrnd Ko Apni Palkon Per Bitha Lo

Girlfrnd Ko Apni Palkon Per Bitha Lo,

De Ke Khushi Uske Sare Gham Chura Lo,

Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ke,

Uski Saheli B aKay Kahe Janu Mjhe B Phasa Lo 😉

Larkion key Best 10 JHOOT

Larkion k Best 10 JHOOT:

1. I miss u.

2.Mujhe jhoot se sakht nafrat ha

3. MEney aj tak kisi se itni lambi baat nahi ki

4.Mare cousin ki call thi

5.aiye bund tha fon

9. 20Rs share kar do kal wapis kr dungi

10.Qasam se tumharey ilawa mera koi male frnd nai ha

Send to all “masoom”boyz
Sadqa-e-Jaria..

Chapal Choti Ho To

Arz Kia He
Chapal Choti Ho To Paun Me Nhi ati

Wah Wah kya bat hy

Chapal Choti Ho To Paun Me Nhi ati
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\(‘,’) Girl frieND
‘..(> Moti Ho Tu Baho
Me Nhi ati.
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@ oh teri khair motiye.

Mjhe tO Aisa LARKA chahye

1st GIRL:
Mjhe tO Aisa LARKA chahye Jo
MUTHAL ho
CHOTI LULI ho
GANDO ho,
Kamina ho,
CHOOT ka CHATU ho,
2nd GIRL:
Shut Up KAMEENI Msg parna wala SIRF MERA hai

Na kar dil lagi larkiyon se

Na kar dil lagi larkiyon se yeh tere bus ki baat nahi
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khelti hain yeh jis se woh khilona tere paas nahi

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“KHUSRAY” ….!!

hahahaha.:-)

Uski beti se meri setting hai

1 Naik admi Jiski Adat thi K Wo Raste Mein Milne Wale Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Krta tha.

Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usay Galiyan Deta.

Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz Salam Karta.

1 Din Us se Kisi Ne Pocha K:
Wo Shakhs Har Roz apko Bura Bhala Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam Q Karte Ho?
Us Naik Insan Ne Jawab Dia:
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Uski beti se meri setting hai yaar…smjha kr..
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