Category: Amazing Sms

Dil me rehne Waloon

Dil me rehne
Waloon
KO.*”*v*”*.
* DiL”*. Se “*.*
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Nikal dia gya hy
Niklo shabash Garmi Zyada Ho Gy hy
Dil Ghabrata hy

1 American Karachi Aya

1 American Karachi Aya
Wo Taxi Me Betha
Jis Ka Driver Pathan Tha
AMERICAN
Ye Qaid Azam Ka Mazar Kitne Din Me Bana
PATHAN
1 Maah Me
AMERICAN
Ye Humare MuLk Me To 2 Weeks Me Ban Jata Hy
Thora Aage Jane K Bad Phir Poucha
Ye State Life BuiLding Kitne Din Me Bani?
PATHAN
Sirf 2 Weeks Me
AMERICAN
Humare MuLk Me To 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hy
Habib Bank PLaza K Pas Se Guzre To American Ne Pocha
Ye BuLding Kitne Din Me Bani?
PATHAN
Pata Nahi Subah To Nahi Thi:)

rog da rog,te thand di thand

Mere mazhb me sharab peena haram ha,
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Is liay teri judai me “lassi”peeta rehta hun!
(rog da rog,te thand di thand)

1 chhoti si Bachi shop

“A Cute j0ke”

1 chhoti si Bachi shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

Jab main barri ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro gy….?

Shopkpr: Hans k bola han kr lu ga…..!

Larki boli to kya, Apni hony wali wife ko 1 chocolate b nhi de saktay……..?

(‘,’) oh teri khair::2013 ki tezzz bachian……:->

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Mene dil se pucha

Mene dil se pucha:
Mje rat bhr nend q nhi ati?
Mre dil ne kaha

Dramy bazi mat kr Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha

<(‘.’)Oh shit ( )>
/ \Me smja koi pyaar wyaar ka chakkr h.

Last night I was chatting

Last night I was chatting with a friend (girl) on facebook,

she asked “Chutiya hai kya?”

and without even thinking i replied “tum hogi”
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After 3-4 minutes she replied “stupid i was asking about holidays”:-D:-P:-O

1 Sahab Ne 6 Shadiyan Ki

1 Sahab Ne 6 Shadiyan Ki
Har Shadi k Kuch Din Baad Uski Bv Ki Death Ho Jati

Ab Wo 7vi Shadi Karna Chahta Tha Mgr Koi Bhi Unko Apni Beti Denay Ko Tayyar Na Tha

Aakhir Unko 1 Aisi Khatoon Mili Jin Ki Bhi 6 Shadiyan

Ho Chuki Thi Or Har Baar Unka Shohar Mar Jata Tha

Logon Ko Tajassus Hoa k Ab Dekhtay Hain k Kya Hota Hay?

Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Or Dosray Roz Hi…
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50 ka load bhejo phr btaon ga..!:-)

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