Category: Insult Sms

Mujhe koi aisi Sabzi do

Girl:
“Mujhe koi aisi Sabzi do Jis k 2 Faide ho

Sabzi wala:
Ye lo Kheera
Pasand aye to kha lena
warna
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Gol Piece kr k Aankho pe laga lena! đŸ˜›
Bhai soch badal teri wja se night package khatam ho rahe hn…:D

Dil ke bgair parho to

Dil ” Main ” Dil
Dil ” mra ” Dil
Dil ” si ” Dil
Dil ” Hoon ” Dil

Ab is msg ko Dil k bgair parho toh Aap ka he naam aye ga.
ITS MAGIC:;-)

Msjid say 2 Jori ChapaL

(‘.’) yar
Bat
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Msjid say 2 Jori ChapaL oR Lota phr gaib hy

Tm Nmaz parny jaty ho k shoping krny.

Mobile Ejad Karne Wale Ka

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Spna Tha K Dniya Ma
Hr

lallu panju k pas mobil ho

kash aj wo znda hota to

ap k hath me mobile dekh kr ktna khush hota.

/(‘.’)\ oye
) ( bizti

kanjos friends are always

“kanjos” friends are always kanjos

They receive Kafi msgs but they send “IKKA DUKKA” msgs in a Hafta

actually they are special kind of”CHAWALS”

They become more “DHEET” after a lot of “BISTI”

They are

tut penay never eat sharam and muskraying by reading the SMS.

Subah bakher
Have a nice day

1 BANDAR Ro Ro K

1″BANDAR” Ro Ro K Dua kr raha Tha
Mujhe Parhna likhna ajay

Wo Lamha Qabuliat Ka tha

Us Ki Dua Qabool Hui
aur

Ab MashaALLAH wo SMS Parh raha Hy
SMILE PLz:-).

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun.

1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein

2) Phir dish ko apne haath me pakrein

3) Or kisi SHEESHE k samne khare hojaein

Bas dish taiyar hogai

Dish ka NAAM:

..Langoor k hath me Angoor.. ..

(^,^)/”–‘ ,,/)
( Hahaha _|
\_ Oye,hoye Bissti ho gai

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