M0st c0nfusing d0uble meaning j0ke. . .

Girl:
Aaj office jaaty he b0ss muj pe char gya,

Frnd: kyu???

Girl:
w0h men late gai thi naaaa……

Smart Statements

“Never raise your voice, Just improve the quality of your Argument”

Life Is Much Like Facebook..
People Will Like your Problems and Comment.
But No one Gonna Solve Them
Because
Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own Status”

You regularly Text your friends,
They do not reply you.
But
if you Text them from some new Number,

everyone will Reply, Who are you?
People Have time for Unknown,
But not for Known.

Strange Truths…:-)

Distance never breaks a relation
&
closeness never builds a relation.

If feelings are True & Honest,

all relations will always remain

“AAJ”nahi to kal”HUM”pe aitbar hoga.

“PATHAR”k dil ko b,”HUM”se pyar hoga.

“JAA”mere
“SMS” mere pyare “DOST”ko mil.

“UNKO”mere
msg ka”INTEZAR” Hoga.

“Insan Mein  “AIB” Hotey hain”
Be-shumar,

Lekin 1 Khoobi  Sab Peh Parda Daal Deti Hai Aur Woh Hai,
“Husn-e-Ikhlaq”.
Nice day

“BABA BULLAY SHAH” Says.
Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM  Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya QAZI,
Hath Vich Phar k Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya GHAZI,
Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya HAJI,
“O  BULLIYA ”
Haasil Ki Kita,?
Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhya RAAZI

Nikaal day apni
roshan kirnain ay
“suraj”
><
uthne lage hai wo
log  jo chand se b pyare hai.
Subah bakhair.