Latest SMS Messages

i want a facebook

Hey Dad, i want a facebook.

Oh Sure hony! You can friend me!

Great, Just made one.

WTF!

I thought you said I could make one… take a chill pill

I thought “WTF” ment Welcome To Facebook….

Well that Fantastic

Got an A in chem !!

WFT , Well done !!

Mom: What do you think WFT means ??

Well that Fantastic

All and a door lock

WFT??? You have herpes?? why the hell didn’t yoy tell me
before it was to late to ge condoms.

O.O

Don’t gimmie that bullshit !!! what will happen it my wife friends out.

Ummmmmmm …. hi DAD

50 flatscreen, xbox 360, or $1000

All and a door lock w/a subscription to brazzers

Bas ake nai girl friend

ake chota sa bacha bohut dair se ro raha tha

uski maan ne pucha

mere laal ko kia chahye? tofi biscket ya doodh?

Bacha:Bash ek nai girl friend khoobshurat se….

Cold Drink

Ake admi jangle se guzar raha tha k samney shair a gaya

Shair ne kaha: aaj mein tumhara khoon pee jaon ga.

Admi: mera khoon to thanda hai peechay ake jawan admi a raha hai us

ka khoon garm hai tum us ka khoon peena

Shair: Nahi aaj mera dil cold drink peeny ko chah raha hai…

wrong number

shararti larki: Hello Fridhe hai?

Aadmi: Han hai. Aap kon?

Larka: Fridge chal raha hai ?

Aadmi: han chal raha hai.

Larka: to phir pakar lo warna bhag jaye ga..

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Thori dair baad dobara phone ata hai.

shararti larki: Hello Fridhe hai?

Aadmi: (Ghusay se) nahi hai

Larka: kaha tha na main ne pakar lo.:) :)

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
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/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni

Husband Shadi Wali Raat

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay…add Wife…Have Life :)

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